Here Is The Answer To Our Problem
A few days ago we officially traced many of South Dakota's problems to a baby shortage.Today we read in the Wessington Springs True Dakotan that the school in 'Springs has eight sets of twins enrolled in pre-school to sixth grade. The twins account for 16 of the 130 students in those grades.
So there's the answer. More twins! And don't believe those who say that twin births are just heriditary (although we've heard that Wessington Springs did have a similar surge in twins in the 1990s).
Twin births can be encouraged by eating more meat and dairy products, according to several studies. Recently the Long island Jewish Medical Center studied young mothers with vegan, vegetarian and omnivore diets. The meat and dairy eaters had signficantly more multiple-births. Researchers believe the twins and triplets are a result of growth hormones fed to animals that enter the food system and then cause hyperovulation in the woman who eats the meats and cheeses.
Some crazies think we have to build better schools, spruce up the downtowns and put playsets in the parks to maintain our rural populations. But there's an easier way:
Free non-organic cheeseburgers for all South Dakota women of child-bearing age!










